icarly2007:

mom: i love you (:

me: Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people. 

(Source: 1985panties)

teenagelucifer:

the day your life went down hill

teenagelucifer:

the day your life went down hill

snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

image

(Source: mykingdomscome)

disneykin:

does anyone actually track their periods because i dont im too lazy and its just like this really terrible surprise that i dont want every month and me trying to convince myself that theres no way its been 4 weeks already

megcubed:

The average age in Boston in the early 1770s was 14. More than half the population of Boston was under 21 in the events leading up to the American Revolution.

It really puts everything into a completely different context, doesn’t it?

methoticalmemento:

Best host ever!!

aculthood:

"what do you want to do with your life?"image

unshaped:

DESGUSTENG

(Source: itshardbeingakardashian)

(Source: ohsobreezyjane)

galaxys4:

kid: mommy I had a nightmare
mom: awe sweetie what happened
kid: uh stay in your lane “sweetie”

(Source: galaxys4)

(Source: bricesander)

gamebae:

get out of m’swamp

gamebae:

get out of m’swamp